Machiavellian Cheese
I may be your neighbor, I may be your friend
Maybe democrat or republican
Either way I know that I’m gonna win
Cause to me this life is in the competition
I got a sick Ferrari and a wife with big tits
And three secretaries to lick my stick
Four vacation homes and a couple a kids
I bought their love on google with a couple good bids
Everything will be great until my overdose
And then my press conferences’ll get overly verbose
I’ve got three assistants, you know some teenagers to grope
Yeah, I know I’m an asshole, but boy am I dope
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So scoop me up Machiavellian cheese
And hold that side of green peace
I don’t care about you and your kind
It’s me that on my mind¬
I dreamed a dream epiphany
Me at the front of a symphony
All eyes on me and glistening
As I rhyme my eyes stare empty
The mirror gives me my power
Got a web camera in my shower
Have brunch in my ivory tower
Seconds tick like hours
Tonight I’ll do it again
Where all the white women
Big thick glasses, tiny asses
I’ll spend what I gotta spend
Chorus
Tonight I’ll break it down
Red I’ll paint this town
Bend over, drop it down
Break it down, break it down, break it down
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